Will somebody please turn off the snow making machines?

[Duane Scarborough]

Papee,

I don't think they would trust us Nawtherners with that switch. I'm quite sure we would turn it off, then break off the knob.

Dave

Buster,

There's TWO switches. leave it up to you Nawtherners, and you'd turn off the wrong switch, and break off the wrong knob.

It just ain't safe to but responsibility in a Nawtherner .

Duane